Holy flipping animal crackers, that doesn’t even warrant a response . . .

Robert Lanham comes up with the definitive response to concerns that the publishing industry is dying – ENG 371WR: Writing for Nonreaders in the Postprint Era. The course description is priceless, beginning as follows:

As print takes its place alongside smoke signals, cuneiform, and hollering, there has emerged a new literary age, one in which writers no longer need to feel encumbered by the paper cuts, reading, and excessive use of words traditionally associated with the writing trade. Writing for Nonreaders in the Postprint Era focuses on the creation of short-form prose that is not intended to be reproduced on pulp fibers.