The Great Lakes Union: a great idea that just keeps getting better

One year ago I made the following proposal: “The states and provinces bordering the Great Lakes should secede from the U.S. and Canada, form their own country (the Great Lakes Union), and exert exclusive control over the water in the Great Lakes. In other words, we’d “go OPEC” with respect to water.”

Steven Solomon, in Freshwater Scarcity: The Greatest Crisis Most Americans Have Never Heard Of, lends my idea some credibility. Solomon writes:

“Today, for the first time in human history, the global well is starting to go dry — and we are all about to learn the painful lessons of what happens when societies run short of history’s most indispensable resource.

“Freshwater is overtaking oil as human society’s scarcest critical resource. And just as oil transformed the history of the 20th century, freshwater scarcity is starting to re-define the geopolitics, economics, environment, national security, and daily living conditions of the 21st century.

“What is happening, essentially, is that under the duress of the voracious demand of our global industrial society that uses water at twice the rate of our rapid population growth, there is simply not enough available, sustainable supplies of freshwater in more and more parts of the world on current trajectories and practices, to meet the needs for food, energy, goods and accessible safe drinking water for our 6.7 billion, much less the 9 billion we’re becoming by 2050. Due to the uneven distribution of population pressures and water availability, global society is polarizing into water “Haves” and “Have-Nots.”

The G.L.U., Superpower of the 21st Century

With all the talk out of Texas about secession, I’ve been thinking. The Great Lakes contain 20% of the world’s fresh water. In the undeveloped world, fresh clean water is perhaps the greatest need, but there’s no doubt that even in the fastest growing areas of the U.S. water is not only in short supply; there seems no answer to the problem.

So here’s my idea: the states and provinces bordering the Great Lakes should secede from the U.S. and Canada, form their own country (the Great Lakes Union), and exert exclusive control over the water in the Great Lakes. In other words, we’d “go OPEC” with respect to water. The rest of the country is ready to let our economies go to hell. When is the last time you heard a politician outside the Midwest talk about the importance of saving the economies of Ohio and Michigan? Well, we’ve got the most valuable resource of all. Let’s see what they say as the deserts spread.

A couple of small laughs

A couple of amusing things this morning, a dismal day here in Detroit.  First, from CNet comes the news that

A British woman has reportedly been kicked off a jury for posting a “note” on Facebook asking her friends what they thought of the trial.

She was given the boot after the court received a tip about the posting. . . .

The woman’s name has not been released, but the court appears to have been Burnley Crown Court in Lancastershire, and the case involved child abduction and sexual assault. According to The Sun, the woman posted details of the case on Facebook and added, “I don’t know which way to go, so I’m holding a poll.” Yeah, that’s bad.

The trial is said to have continued with 11 jurors instead of 12.

 And from Overlawyered comes the tip that Sullivan & Cromwell, a major and very established New York City law firm, employs an attorney named Soo Yoo.  Which reminds me of William Gaddis’s A Frolic of His Own, in which 

Oscar Crease [is] a college instructor who is suing both a film company and himself.  Firstly, he is convinced that a Hollywood mogul has plagiarised an unpublished play of his about the American Civil War and turned it into a blood-and-guts blockbuster.  Secondly, he has managed to get himself run over by his own car while hotwiring it and, through the insurance company, he is claiming damages against himself. 

The brand of Crease’s Japanese car? Sosumi.