I think we should shoot puppies!

There — that headline should ensure I never can be confirmed for federal office.

Dawn Johnsen, a law professor at the University of Indiana, is President Obama’s nominee to head the Justice Department’s Office of Legal Counsel, which ” provides authoritative legal advice to the President and all the Executive Branch agencies.”  It’s the office that produced the “torture memos,” those shockingly ill-reasoned legal fig-leafs for the Bush administration’s policies regarding the treatment of “detainees in the War on Terror.” Ms. Johnsen was an “unsparing critic” of those memos.  As a result, Senate Republicans are threatening to filibuster her nomination.  But that’s not the reason they are expressing.  What is their pretext?  Twenty years ago in a footnote of a brief she wrote in a lawsuit in which she represented the National Abortion Rights Action League, she wrote that “forcing a woman to bear a child when she had no desire to do so was ‘disturbingly suggestive of involuntary servitude.’” Thus, the Republicans threatening filibuster say, she has “equated abortion with slavery” and is therefore unqualified to fill those posts once occupied by John Yoo and Jay Bybee (currently a tenured law professor and a federal court of appeals judge, respectively), who purported to provide legal justification for the waterboarding and beatings of U.S. prisoners.  (The torture, of course, ensured that we can never bring the terrorists subject to it to justice since no U.S. court would ever consider the evidence obtained by torture reliable enough to convict those terrorists.)

The Republicans are also threatening to do all they can to block the nomination of Harold Koh to be legal counsel to the State Department.  Koh is the dean of Yale Law School.  Why is he unqualified to fill the job he’s nominated for?  Because, purportedly, he thinks “Sharia law could apply to disputes in U.S. courts.” This stuff is actually taken seriously. Even though none of it is true.

I’m flabbergasted.  Effective persuasion and argument require being open to all sorts of ideas, but it also requires constraints — one cannot persuade with unpersuasive arguments.  But whether justifying torture or opposing perfectly reasonable people who happened to oppose the justification of torture, there seems to be a remarkable willingness to rely on the hope that whatever one says, no matter how empty or absurd, will have an impact.  It reminds me of the “Obama pals around with terrorists” line.  Since he had professional connections with Bill Ayers 30 years after Ayers’ days in the Weather Underground, we were supposed to imagine Obama hangs out on his off days with his friends from Al-Qaeda.  I would expect the U.S. Senate could have as much sense as the entire electorate demonstrated last November in rejecting those ridiculous arguments.  So far, it seems, I’m wrong about the Senate.