A couple of small laughs

A couple of amusing things this morning, a dismal day here in Detroit.  First, from CNet comes the news that

A British woman has reportedly been kicked off a jury for posting a “note” on Facebook asking her friends what they thought of the trial.

She was given the boot after the court received a tip about the posting. . . .

The woman’s name has not been released, but the court appears to have been Burnley Crown Court in Lancastershire, and the case involved child abduction and sexual assault. According to The Sun, the woman posted details of the case on Facebook and added, “I don’t know which way to go, so I’m holding a poll.” Yeah, that’s bad.

The trial is said to have continued with 11 jurors instead of 12.

 And from Overlawyered comes the tip that Sullivan & Cromwell, a major and very established New York City law firm, employs an attorney named Soo Yoo.  Which reminds me of William Gaddis’s A Frolic of His Own, in which 

Oscar Crease [is] a college instructor who is suing both a film company and himself.  Firstly, he is convinced that a Hollywood mogul has plagiarised an unpublished play of his about the American Civil War and turned it into a blood-and-guts blockbuster.  Secondly, he has managed to get himself run over by his own car while hotwiring it and, through the insurance company, he is claiming damages against himself. 

The brand of Crease’s Japanese car? Sosumi.